Theres No Place Like Hell Hoodie — Graphic Pullover for Gothic & Horror Fans

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This hoodie carries a darkly humorous pulse — a comfortable, worn-in canvas for the blunt declaration: “There’s no place like hell.” It settles over your shoulders like a private joke meant for late nights, smoky bars, and road trips that run on bad decisions and better stories. The roomy kangaroo pocket warms cold hands and holds a phone or a lighter. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord frame your face when you want to disappear into shadow or lean in for a laugh. Heavy, slightly slouched, and reassuringly soft, it pairs with ripped jeans, boots, or a coffee-stained beanie. Wear it when you’re trading barbs with friends, camped around a bonfire swapping absurd confessions, or simply commuting through a gray city that deserves a little attitude. The message is blunt, the feel is cozy — this hoodie fits the kind of person who collects memorable nights and isn’t afraid to wear them on their chest.

Product features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric with medium-heavy weight for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and small-item storage
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for adjustable coverage
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste
- DTG/DTF printing options and available embroidery placements

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed