Playtime is Over. Forever.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Slip into a hoodie that talks back. This hoodie’s dark, tongue-in-cheek “No place like hell” line sits bold on the chest, a little wicked humor for nights out or lazy days when you want to wear your mood. The fabric is warm and soft against the skin, with a roomy pouch to tuck your hands or a late-night coffee. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord feel sturdy, ready for late walks or impromptu meetups with friends who get your sense of irony. Wear it with ripped jeans, layered under a leather jacket, or draped over a cozy chair during a movie marathon — it’s the kind of piece that says you don’t take things too seriously, even when you mean it.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and soft handfeel
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm or hold essentials
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawstring for durability and style
- Classic fit with tear-away label for comfortable, scratch-free wear
- DTG/DTF and embroidery options for durable, high-quality printing

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed